Do you know the way ( to San Jose?)

So I'm at a gas station in SF

stopped, filling up the rental car with gas.

A biker lady comes over and ( I kid you not)

asks me, "Do you know the way to San Jose?"

I almost break out in song... glad I didn't.

( Who sang that, anyway- besides Tom Jones?)

I humbly said, "sorry, I'm from Baltimore- and I'm

just figuring this place out myself."

Funny things happen while traveling, don't they?